My wife and I love joking around, and often come up with awful puns and plays on words to make each other groan! Over the years, we’ve created many Disney-themed jokes.
Would you like to hear them?
W A R N I N G
These jokes may cause snorts, chortles, guffaws, and sudden bursts of laughter. And… groans. Read at your own risk
Who is Bambi’s religious friend?
What would you call Nemo’s Baseball Tournament?
20,000 LEAGUES UNDER THE SEA
What did Penny use to get rescued?
What color of blush do Oriental Princesses wear?
In what room of the house would Peter Pan be most at home?
What did Winnie the Pooh create when he dropped the Beehive?
What is Mushu’s favorite flower?
What would Donald Duck’s nephews be called if they were Demolition Experts?
HUEY, DEWEY, AND KA-BLOUIE
What hair-care product does Wheezy from Toy Story endorse?
NICE ‘N WHEEZY
What does Rapunzel use to keep her doors closed?
What would Mr. Potato Head be if he drank too much?
A SMASHED POTATO
What kind of a doctor would Donald Duck be if he went into medicine?
What would Pluto create if he dug at night?
A BLACK HOLE
What would Peter Pans friends be if they fell into the sea?
Which Disney Princess had the best wedding?
ARIEL. SHE HAD THE BEST RECEPTION
How did Ray feel when he couldn’t get his butt to shine?
This concludes our test of your sense of humor. If you laughed… you haven’t got one!