Disney Jokes Created to Tickle Your Funny Bone

My wife and I love joking around, and often come up with awful puns and plays on words to make each other groan! Over the years, we’ve created many Disney-themed jokes.

Would you like to hear them?

W A R N I N G

These jokes may cause snorts, chortles, guffaws, and sudden bursts of laughter. And… groans. Read at your own risk

Pinocchio Laughs

Who is Bambi’s religious friend?

BIBLE THUMPER

What would you call Nemo’s Baseball Tournament?

20,000 LEAGUES UNDER THE SEA

What did Penny use to get rescued?

COMMON CENTS

What color of blush do Oriental Princesses wear?

MULAN ROUGE

In what room of the house would Peter Pan be most at home?

THE KITCHEN

What did Winnie the Pooh create when he dropped the Beehive?

100 ACHERS

What is Mushu’s favorite flower?

SNAP DRAGON

What would Donald Duck’s nephews be called if they were Demolition Experts?

HUEY, DEWEY, AND KA-BLOUIE

What hair-care product does Wheezy from Toy Story endorse?

NICE ‘N WHEEZY

What does Rapunzel use to keep her doors closed?

GOLDEN LOCKS

What would Mr. Potato Head be if he drank too much?

A SMASHED POTATO

What kind of a doctor would Donald Duck be if he went into medicine?

A QUACK

What would Pluto create if he dug at night?

A BLACK HOLE

What would Peter Pans friends be if they fell into the sea?

LOST BUOYS

Which Disney Princess had the best wedding?

ARIEL. SHE HAD THE BEST RECEPTION

How did Ray feel when he couldn’t get his butt to shine?

DE-LIGHTED

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This concludes our test of your sense of humor. If you laughed… you haven’t got one!

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