Mickey’s perpetual girlfriend is none other than that giggly girl from the barnyard, Minnie Mouse. What was a mouse doing in the barnyard looking for a date? You’ll have to listen to Minnie’s Yoo Hoo! to find out. In fact, why don’t we all give it a listen before we continue:

Our gallant little rodent took no notice of his fair lady’s humble beginnings and set out on a decades-long quest to win her heart. He’s… still at it.

While that pursuit continues, let us have a look at this Minnie Mouse earring and brooch set by Walt Disney Productions:

Minnie strikes a flirty pose without being too coquettish in this posing for the earrings. She sports that come hither look with just a brief flash of her bloomers. How has Mickey dodged a commitment for so long?

These are pin back earrings for pierced ears. They are costume jewellery.

The brooch sports a different pose with Minnie wearing one of her older outfits. Don’t judge her, ladies. You’ve all pulled a vintage ensemble out of the closet before!

Nothing beats being all matchy-matchy with jewellery that compliments each other.