Do you have a lot of time on your hands? Would you like to distract your children for hours on end? Are you a glutten for punishment? Than this craft toy is for you and your family!

With only 4,500 beads to be potentially scattered around your home, this Disney’s Star Wars Fused Bead Kit by Perler is the perfect way to appease your machoistic tendencies:

Or if you’re like me, buy it for a family member who has young, irresponsible children, and let them know how you really feel about them! (Maniacal laugh! Maniacal laugh!)

Perler is on a mission to fill as many homes with beads as they can. There’s no end to the beads, colours, and varieties of kits available. Once hooked, your child will beg for more, and you’ll beg for mercy! And receive none.

Once your child has created one of the 14 easy to follow patterns and created the character of their choice, you will have to iron the beaded masterpiece to fuse the beads together to make the piece permanent. Yes, you will be involved with this ‘toy’ in more ways than one.

After a few days interacting with your children and this kit, you will truly understand the Dark Side! And to add insult to injury, you will pay $26.99 CAN for the privilege.